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Zombies: What happened? How can someone else besides Hummer know out weakness? This can't be happening! We have invincible bodies and yet we are scared to death!
Robin: What a long stair!
Usopp: It's for delivering the body back to their ship.
Robin: So Luffy must've went this way, but if we go after Luffy first, then Nami...
P2
Chop: Don't worry about Nami.
Uso: She'll be fine; we'll come for her later.
Franky: We heard a monstrous sound, that's why we came this way.
Uso: That's Luffy's voice; I'll explain everything to you. To put it simple, things are pretty bad now.
P3
Zombeis: Bring more food! This special zombie sure wants a lot! We're running out of foods too!
Moria: Just look at how he eats!
Perona: Lumacy! How dare you hide pirates in you?!
Kuamcy: I can explain...
Perona: Shut up! You're not cute when talking!
Oz: Don't you little ones know who I am? These foods taste horrible!
Z: Uh?!
P4
Z: You new zombie! Are you mocking us? Who is it that gave us life? If you threaten the master of this place, you'll die! Our master will become Pirate King! Sorry... He made me said it... Traitor!
Moria: Listen, Oz. You're a demon from 500 years ago, now you're my henchmen!
Oz: Henchmen? No way! I have my own dream!
Z: How can he say that?!
P5
Oz: This place is too cramp. I wanna go for a walk.
Z: Is your mind in the Pirate Age or what?!
Oz: ...
Z: Don't bother! The wall is made of special steel!
Oz: Gum Gum Pistol!
Z: YAAAAA!!!!!! OZ'S GETTING AWAY!!!!!
Oz: Did my arms just stretched? I WILL BECOME PIRATE KING!!!!!!!
P6
Ryuma: Just like last time, you kept on saying, 'Don't touch my afro!'. Beg for mercy now!
Brooke: No!
*Flashback*
Brooke: This won't do! The zombies are so scary! They keep on getting up no matter how many times I cut them! They must have a weakness! I must find my zombie first! But the zombies are too scary!
Z: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1
P7
Z: He purified himself! What happened? He ate salted fish! What a lousy newcomer!
Brooke: So that's it!
Hogback: You're that skeleton whose shadow we took! What're you doing here?
Brooke: Answer me! Show me my zombie or else I'll feed everyone fish!
Hog: Why fish?
Brooke: Salt? Not fish???
Hog: What the?! Salt!!!! That... won't do...!!!! SALT!!!!
P8
Brooke: I'm just too scared of zombies! This is big trouble, and I can't show myself too daylight! And I would be easy target for the enemies too! That's it! I'll just sing a song to cheer myself up! Whoa! A Butterfly... Oh yeah, if I move fast enough, I won't see the zombies' face and so I can purify them with ease! Then I'll find my shadow!
Z: Who's singing? WHAT?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
P9
Absalmon: What happened?
Z: A terrifying humming swordsman is looking for his shadow!
Kumacy: Miss Perona...
Perona: I wanna sleep!
Z: The zombies are all defeated! We must do something!
Ryuma: Yohohoho!
Brooke: I found you at last!
P10
Brooke: How can he be that strong?! That zombie used the same techniques, but faster!
Ryuma: Yohoho! Give up! It's useless to fight me! If you want to get over it fast, why not let me cut your hair?
Brooke: No! Don't touch my afro!
P11
Brooke: If you're my shadow, how can you not know the sheer awesomeness of my afro? My body is gone, so if you cut the hair, it won't regrow!
Ryuma: What's that? I have thrown away my past with you. I know follow only Moria and Absalom's orders. Those who love afros are a sore to my eyes!
Brooke: Stop! Don't touch my afro!
Ryuma: Too bad, my former master.
Brooke: I lost... Please spare me... I'll leave quietly...
P12
Ryuma: Beat it! I can't kill you!
*end of flashback*
Ryuma: There's nothing more shameful than that!
Brooke: I don't care what you say. For five years, I've been training myself to beat you this time! I am now stronger!
P13
Z: Absalom!
Absalom: Is the wedding dress ready?
Z: Any time!
Portrait: What a girl!
Absalom: Prepare the wedding ceremony and make her wear the dress!
P14
Uso: The sound just now must be from Luffy and no one else! Quick!
Franky: It's Sunny! So that's where this stair leads too! Who would've though it would be the shortcut to the boss's lair!
Robin: This makes delivering stuffs easy.
P15
Franky: What a mess!
Robin: Must be the zombies, since there's mud all over the floor.
Chopper: Zombies were here?!
Uso: It's sure a mess! But nothings stolen.
Chop: Please no zombies...
Franky: But where are they?
Chop: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji!
Uso: They're all here!
P16
Uso: They've been made fun of by the zombies...
Franky: WAKE UP!!!!! THINGS ARE SO BAD AND YOU'RE SLEEPING?!?!?!!
Uso: They won't wake up!
Franky: Guess I have no choice but to blast them.
Uso: Let me try! There's a beauty with a sword and a meat!
P17
Sanji: Beauty?
Luffy: Meat?
Zoro: Sword?
Chop: How terrifying!
END
Alors ce n'était pas un fuckin' fake ?!
Oz est en fait Luffy dans le corps d'Oz (sa conscience n'a pas changé en fait), puisqu'il dit qu'il veut devenir le seigneur des pirates. Et il détruit tout avec un gomu gomu no pistol.
Et scène vraiment hilarante à la fin quand Ussop crie "il y a une jolie fille avec une épée et de la viande".
Nornalement je croyais qu'il fallait qu'il se passe 3 jours avant de réveiller Luffy, Zoro et Sanji, mais apparemment non...